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I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
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I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
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