Time to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! Array horney housewives Cogorin IlayaI feel lucky today So . I was just sitting here thinking that it has been a long time since I met someone new. I miss the feeling of meeting someone you connect with, as friends or more, so I thought I'd post, and see what may or may not happen.
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Not in the least bit of a rush, but I would only what a reply from someone who is seriously looking for a connection. A good match for me would be a woman who is a hard worker, and understands the commitment of being a parent/grandparent. I honestly could care less about your boob size, and obviously beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder. Over 50 will work best I think, and someone older than me is fine . I am ok with exchanging emails to decide if meeting up feels right for both of us I don't believe you can rush this kind of thing. So if you're still reading and interested, send me a note, tell me a little bit about yourself and we'll go from there. Thanks, and enjoy the weekend!! chat with sexy women in Minster Ohio OH naughty dating sitessex personal ads Missoula Montana Seeking BBW FRIENDS m4w Married male seeking BBW's or others to e-mail & eventually text. Life can get a little boring & lonely. Would be nice to meet a new friend to pass the day. Nothing wrong with some conversation along the way. In order to weed out spammers, please put " HEATWAVE" in subject line. Hope to hear from u soon horny girl Green Ohio
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