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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
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3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
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6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
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