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She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
ME: Not married, so I must be the best friend. SWM, educated, traveled, fun loving outgoing, decent, a gentleman everywhere except craigs and the bedroom :)
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You are the most beautiful ginger I have seen, and I say ginger with only beauty in mind. I despise it when guys oogle girls at the gym, but I couldn't help but notice you. I believe you noticed me too. I was at the cable machine doing bent over side lateral raises, and then doing clean and press when you went to put your medicine ball back on the rack. Again, I don't believe the gym is a place to flirt or anything like that, but again, your beauty amazed me. If you check this, which I doubt you do, please let me know and describe something about me if you can re anything about me.
Sincerely,
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