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I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
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Since I'm posting here, I'm obviously having trouble in my marriage. I've always heard that in each relationship there is a giver and a taker. In ours, I am the giver, and she is the taker. I've been married for 7 years, and the first few years were awesome. Then we had a. Ever since then, I feel like my boy has taken my place in her heart. She is a great mother, and takes wonderful care of our. The problem now is that I feel forgotten. The intimate side of our once great relationship is gone. She won't let me hold her hand, put my arm around her, or even cuddle with her. At night, she is so drained from work, that she just wants to chill out and then go to bed. This leads to my problem. I'm not a chicken anymore, but I would to have sex at least once a week. Ever since the came along, her libido has slowly stopped. If we do make, it's not making. She lays there on her back, staring off into space asking me to "hurry". I only get that treatment once a month. She does not get off, because she won't get into it at all. She won't let me do any foreplay (I'm lucky if I get to touch her boobs). I know this sound crazy, but taking off the lower half of your clothes and saying "there you go, make it quick" is not my idea of making. I have tried talking to her about this, but to no avail. She does not want to talk about it. She says that the conversation always boils down to me not getting sex enough and she doesn't want to hear it. So I give her what she wants. Every night she gets a kiss on the forehead and I tell her I her. I'm dying inside to hold her and her, but she won't let me. On top of all this, I have a sexual drive that is making me look at other women. I would never cheat on my wife, but oh is it hard to get that primal urge out of my head. Anyone have any advice? How can I get my wife back? i really want an older man
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