Tattood, Pierced, Sarcastic & Witty First I'll tell you what I'm Looking for & Then a quick "About Me".
What I'm Looking for :
I don't have a "type" but I am a sucker for tattoos and piercings *Bonus points if this is you haha*
Preferably a smoker.. I hate feeling like an addict and an outcast just for smoking around them *Also bonus points* Not required either as long as you can put up with my frequent smoke breaks.
And please be doing something with your life whether it be work or school or both for that matter.
Being mobile is also a bonus. Ie having a car. I hate having to be the one to drive everywhere all the time.
I truly don't want to come off as a pretentious douche, but the number one thing that is by far the biggest turn-on is intelligence.. why do most women miss this and try to act like a ditz?
I'm not going to lie.. I am somewhat shallow.. granted my weakness is a cute face and that will win me over 9times out of 10 but at least respect your body to some degree please ps for those of you who don't get it.. This is my nice way of saying fat chicks need not apply.
About me :
I'm a Scorpio.
I'm impulsive, random, and laid back I just like to go with the flow.. Ive somewhat given up on planning things because whenever its planned it falls through at the last minute sooo the not so new approach of doing things on a whim is my new policy it makes life more interesting at best.
I enjoy reading, In fact I read too much if you ask me (Finished 10 books in the past 2 weeks sooo yeah.. and now I have nothing left to amuse myself with)
I love pretty much all music ranging from country to rap to rock, obviously my appearance gives off a bit more of the punkish rock metal vibe and for the most part its correct.
Movie taste Anything really, I love horror the most but anything that strikes me as interesting
I love sarcasm and use it on a day to day basis. If you cant pick up on it and get easily Array looking for nice feet to worshipI live In Orange County, CA..Come with me I live in Orange County, CA and visiting family in Green Bay area. Leaving end of November back to Orange County. Come join me, take a chance, and live in warmer weather. I will be driving so you can't bring much.
I will be willing to meet so you know who I am.
Take a chance at a new, warmer, living.
Thanks,
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