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What I would like to find would be the following: a femi woman who enjoys date nights that are not the typical dinner and a movie. It would be nice to perhaps find someone that enjoys the arts*, is active, enjoys a night out as much as a night in, and most importantly is just an all around good person.
I should say that I am looking for someone that is cool with not being attached at the hip. It's cool if you've got your own hobbies, activities, happy hours, and friends. I'm glad to share mine and hopefully you are too but I don't want to be in a restricted relationship that dictates that I can't go help my friend drown their troubles if they are having significant other problems. I still want to be a good friend and maintain relationships and not get lost in just one.
* At least tolerates the arts. I can perhaps tolerate something that you enjoy that I might not find too fun like feeding snapping turtles with your bare hands.
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