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He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
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I enjoy fine clothes, vacation and automobiles without being showy. You will not see me in branded clothes and I do not wear gold, but rather stainless and platinum.
I'm not a 60 year old, thinking that a clunky Rolex or a Mercedes sets status.
It's best to stay young with sleeker and faster..
I live for the beach and travel to a favorite spot in the Caribbean twice a year.
We can bike, play tennis or I can simply throw you in my pool. You're choice.
I am attracted to intelligent and fit women from 30 to 45, who have a direction in life and can laugh at the little mistakes.
Like when I let you try to open the champagne bottle. Apparently you thought that the table center piece was thirsty.
Do not contact me if you are married or living with an Ex who you would have to sneak around.
If you would like to start a conversation, send a reply with a picture and a brief "Hi, this is me!" email and I will reply in kind.
If you cannot send a picture or write a quick summary, do NOT email me.
I'm just going to discard emails without an attachment.
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