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I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
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I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
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a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
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c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
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