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No couples. I'm strictly lesbian. Thank you very much.
No girls with boyfriends.
I'm open to meeting anyone but just know when it comes to dating I'm a little picky.I have a type I guess you could say. But really I'm pretty open minded and a hopeless romantic so I could fall for anyone if I get to know them you know. A persons a person right? Anyway about me.
5'5"
125lb
White
Tshirt. Jeans. Makeup.
2 jobs.
Car.
Awkward and shy. But I get over it. Lot easier if your not lol.
Dorky sometimes childish.
Love kids and animals.
I'm a busy person but I find ways to make time for people when possible..
Now you I guess.
Around my age. Lets just say.no older than 30?
More femme than Butch.
Easygoing.
Honest.
Creative (I need some excitement in my life lol)
If you think we'd get along email me :) put you're age in the title written out like."twenty one" or whatever your age might be. Ttys :)
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