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5'5"
125lb
White
Tshirt. Jeans. Makeup.
2 jobs.
Car.
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Dorky sometimes childish.
Love kids and animals.
I'm a busy person but I find ways to make time for people when possible..
Now you I guess.
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Honest.
Creative (I need some excitement in my life lol)
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