48th and Layton 3pm Wednesday m4w You were standing on the corner, I drove by and when I saw you I was MESMERIZED by your STUNNING BEAUTY! I didn't mean to stare but I was totally captivated. Our eyes met and all I felt was electric. You have long curly brown hair and were wearing a white ruffly top that was a bit revealing. Me likes! I really want to get to know you. I need to know you. Until today I've only seen you in my dreams. For real! But now that I know you are real, I need to know if you are as nice on the inside as you are outside! Array texting kik chatting funTime to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! horny bitch Boulder matuer sexhorny women Daintree Who wants to go to lana lounge in Hoboken this week? Im 22 years old and planning to go out dance and have some drinks. Also to have a good time with a nice girl and have fun. I am nice laid back guy and likes to live life to the fullest, in the subject put LANA NJ so I know your are not spam. Netherlands Antilles sex women
ca63 horney wifes Changjaegi
looking for ltr be 50144 39 an 49 Date tonight I'm 26 looking for a ice breacker just see what happens I would like to go catch a movie and some dinner I'm 5-10 blond hair blue eyes I will send pics when you message me maybe even get a drink or two just want to get out of the house tonight free pussy Puebla de zaragoza horny girl Green Ohio
Looking for a daughter m4w looking for a younger 18-24 who want to explore a fantasy daddy-daughter sexual relationship. I live in the cedar valley. I am a good looking 38 year old guy who would love to explore this fantasy with a college aged girl. We could text at first and go from there. Your pic and number gets mine. free pussy Puebla de zaragozaLooking for someone to chat with m4w Hi, I am Branden, a 33 year old married male in Chandler. I am very shy. I am looking for people to talk to and pass the time during the day. Have absolutely nothing to do at work. I am very open minded and up for talking about absolutely anything.
Just a warning, I can get pretty dirty and perverted. I have an extremely dirty mind, so if you can handle that, please message me horny girl Green Ohio asian adult datinghorney wifes Changjaegi Horney single ready shag tonight
Divorced lonely want adults dating
horny bitch Boulder ca64 Array
Nsa Oral Pleasure For You.Lie Back And Enjoy. sexy older women of alabamaAnybody looking for a longterm, committed relationship? dating online services
horny housewives Bluff Park Alabama al I'm sorry from 2 23.
huge white cock for black lady very discreet Looking to eat pussyass.
gentleman looking to get off with u now Had to take Crazy to the airport early, so I made him take me to dinner. of course since it was to be such a ridiculously early morning he decided that we as well not bother with sleep at all. So, he had opportunity to go out and terrorize the populac once more before perpetrating his evil on the West coast for a while. Yesterday I just did what i had to at work and then went home and slpet for 12 hours straight. hot looking women having sex
ca65 free Concord New Hampshire married women onlineThe goal for the weekend was to this huge mission style wood frame over the fireplace and then a mirror in the middle of the frame. Accomplished! The next goal was to paint the fireplace. Done. The culinary goals were to make muffins with the blueberries we got at the farmers market and successfully break down a lobster. Check and check. I know you East Coast folks get them more frequently, but this was only the third time I had ever wrangled a lobster in the shell. It was kind of fun! Now the rest of the weekend is open .and with the exception of a visit to my mom, completely unscheduled. Sweet! hot fat women sex
last night chat room adult tuesdays newington If living on the West Coast is something you want to try, then it's a good opportunity.. if it doesn't work out, you want to stay for a while anyway (at least that's the plan). If so, then go for it, if you can handle the financial risk. However, it seems a little to follow someone to a place you aren't sure you want to go (at least for a while). I know someone who did it, just because she wanted to move. She eventually married someone, she met out West. looking for ltr be 50144 39 an 49
extrem Thailand women sex I moved from the east coast (from a small town) to the west coast (SF/Oakland). Of course, I was really then and I remember missing the rain, the overwhelming green of everything in the, and the more 'country' area that I grew up in. After a few years, I became horrifiy addicted to the sublime weather, living in a city (and the incredible closeness of good food!), and the dryness. I am working on speaking more languages, because I could be tempted into a move to -/Chile/Spain/Greece/Italy at the drop of a pin. Giesen teens fuck
Woman wants real sex Port Edwards free sex 48315
M 24, new to town. Providence free pussyLadies wants nsa CA Temple city 91780 friendship dating
seeking a sexy blond Horney wives wants dating ad network spit shine Toledo for the ladies
bitches wanting fucked in west Jeffersontown Kentucky Ripe Fresh Peach for dinner. dating chat in Cranberry Township United States mature dating Abingdon
Naughty wife wants casual sex Morristown mature dating Abingdon dating chat in Cranberry Township United States
Couples looking married men who cheat, horny friends seeking find women for sex. © Copyright 2015