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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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About me..
I am pretty simple.. Honest, caring, balanced and realistic.I like to have fun in my spare time just like everyone else, even if its just the two of us. Not much into hanging out in the bars, but a night out now and then would be better than what I have now. I am looking for a quiet simple semi private life with just ONE woman to enjoy many different things together.
I live alone in my own home and have way too much space for just me and figure it is time to find a steady companion. I have been divorced since '98 after my ex fell in love with a patient while working home care as an RN. That was my deal breaker 13 yrs ago.. It has gotten more difficult to find a good honest pretty woman that is non materialistic and evenly yoked, but figure nothing ventured nothing gained.. Right..?
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I like all kinds of foods and dont consider myself picky when it comes to a good meal and do prefer to cook in and eating right. BBQ'ing is always fun too.
I like all different kinds of music and being born in '67 so a pretty good mix of everything.
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