Joke for you: Husband's Best Friend A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for him and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It's her husbands best friend.
She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
ME: Not married, so I must be the best friend. SWM, educated, traveled, fun loving outgoing, decent, a gentleman everywhere except craigs and the bedroom :)
YOU: The wife, although not married is better Array this night only hot for hotI'm tired of the dating sites Me: I manage money for the benefit of others and myself. Everyone is happy, even with the volatility in the markets.
I am tall. I am cute or handsome depending on your personal tastes. I am artistic. I am sensual. I am confident and I do not tolerate BS.
I am somewhere between the age of 35 and 45. It's the first mystery that you must solve.
I enjoy fine clothes, vacation and automobiles without being showy. You will not see me in branded clothes and I do not wear gold, but rather stainless and platinum.
I'm not a 60 year old, thinking that a clunky Rolex or a Mercedes sets status.
It's best to stay young with sleeker and faster..
I live for the beach and travel to a favorite spot in the Caribbean twice a year.
We can bike, play tennis or I can simply throw you in my pool. You're choice.
I am attracted to intelligent and fit women from 30 to 45, who have a direction in life and can laugh at the little mistakes.
Like when I let you try to open the champagne bottle. Apparently you thought that the table center piece was thirsty.
Do not contact me if you are married or living with an Ex who you would have to sneak around.
If you would like to start a conversation, send a reply with a picture and a brief "Hi, this is me!" email and I will reply in kind.
If you cannot send a picture or write a quick summary, do NOT email me.
I'm just going to discard emails without an attachment.
See you soon.
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