Let's play a make-believe game Let's make-believe while you read this post that:
I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
I am the white guy in the picture.
Array japanese for sex in 97229Asking for.. I'm a married guy looking to find a new female friend. My great friend and I moved to different States and now I find myself incomplete. I love my wife but after years of marriage. We know everything about each other. I have found that friends of the opposite sex make the best type. Guys don't really talk about feelings to eachother, but I have found that a mix of the sexes makes a balanced friendship. What I'm looking for and I hope you are too. 1. A friend you can just to laugh with. 2. A true friend that would love to go grab a cup of coffee or soda. 3. A friend that will listen when you are down or just need a ear that won't judge you. 4. A friend won't lie and tell you a story just because they don't want to go out. (be honest a true friend will understand) 5. A friend that can take flirting and give just as bad as they take (It's fun, but in most cases in a group of two guys the flirter is going to get hurt real bad) 6. A friend that you can trust (goes back to being honest with eachother I won't lie and I ask that same of the other person) I want to say a two liner about the friend that moved for those people that is reading this and ing me a pig or worse. We have been friends foryears now and we went out a lot. Yes, my wife knew her and I were hanging out together. Second, at no time did we become intimate and yes we did innocent flirting all the time. (that is just me, I love to flirt) Please if you would like to find a friend that fits all the above, then just reply back and lets email for awhile. If later you feel safe to meet, we could meet in public and see if a real friendship forms. If you or I don't feel we click then, we let the other one know and walk away. I would rather find that one true friend, then have a room full of fake friends. I hop you do too. 42633 easy sexxxxxx tips for dating
Glenwood Springs one nighters ladies Just Friends!!!!!! m4w I'm looking
for just friends.
text me.
Things I do not allow:
conversations about sex
picture messaging.
Don't send me your pics and don't discuss sex with me.
I'm very happy with the quality of life I have and nothing you can do sexually can change it.
I don't want pictures. Too many pretty girls get judged for looking good. Too many unattractive girls are getting ignored.
Let's end the suffering. End the madness and stick to our pending friendship at hand.
I will not meet you nor will I propose sexual advances in your direction.
Let me be clear because I'm choosy.
No married women, no women in relationships, do not be separated from a marriage.
No exceptions. Brian does not wreck homes!
We will be just friends. Nothing more.
Send me texts.
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