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I guess I am either extraordinary or mediocre. Or extraordinarily mediocre. But doesn't extraordinary mean just more ordinary. In that case, "extraordinary" and "mediocre" would be synonyms.
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Perfection only exists in moments; it does not persist. Completion is a condition at war with itself. Disintegration, entropy is the rule.
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